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(Don't) Get In The (P')Zone

Yesterday night I saw a television ad for Pizza Hut's P'zone (a pizza-calzone hybrid).

Never heard of it? The national chain provides the following description: "over a pound of toppings and cheese baked in a folded pizza crust and served with marinara sauce."

It sounds more exciting -- but equally disgusting -- when announced by an enthusiastic male voice.

Interestingly enough -- and quite on purpose, in my opinion -- Pizza Hut lists nutrition information for HALF a P'zone.

Ha! Do they truly believe someone will order an entire P'Zone and save half for the next day?

The end result is rather gruesome.

A cheese ("classic") P'Zone clocks in at 1,220 calories, 22 grams of saturated fat (over a day's worth) and 2,750 milligrams of sodium (also a day's worth!)

A meat P'Zone, meanwhile, adds 1,380 calories, 26 grams of satured fat, and 3,460 milligrams of sodium to your day.

Here's a radical idea. How about making half a P'Zone the standard size? Or would that be too emasculating to the "I just ate A POUND of cheese and toppings, man!" crowd?
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Numbers Game: Long Island Iced Atroci-Tea

A traditional Long Island iced tea (shots of vodka, tequila, rum, gin, and triple sec combined with sour mix and cola) contains ____ to ____ calories.

a) 350 - 450
b) 480 - 580
c) 650 - 750
d) 825 - 925

Leave your guess in the "comments" section and come back on Wednesday for the answer.
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Speaking With...: Janet Charlton

It seems like every day there is a magazine article, "news" clip, or Internet headline about a given celebrity's weight loss/diet secrets/food plan.

This wouldn't be such a big deal if so many people weren't getting their ideas of what is healthy eating from celebrities, many of whom I suspect aren't being entirely truthful with the public.

So, in a quest to "get the skinny", I turned to veteran Hollywood gossip columnist Janet Charlton.

Throughout her 30 year reign as queen of celebrity scoop (some of you may remember her from E!'s The Gossip Show), Ms. Charlton has consistently been the first to break a variety of hot stories -- from Madonna and Sean Penn's divorce to Mariah Carey's initial romantic dalliances with now-husband Nick Cannon.

In this exclusive interview with Small Bites, Ms. Charlton -- who has been running her own juicy celebrity gossip blog for two years -- takes us inside Hollywood's eating habits.

It's common knowledge that Hollywood is obsessed with looks and body image. However, is this at an all-time high? How have you seen this progress over the past few decades?

Hollywood has always been obsessed with looks and body image – It simply wasn't discussed in such detail 20 years ago. High definition and closeup photography has made every detail more evident so this obsession is flourishing today. Also, plastic surgeons are more talkative and competitive than ever. Gyms and trainers are using celebs to advertise themselves.

Magazines like People, Us Weekly, and Star love to share "celebrity diet secrets." This usually consists of a female celebrity (who recently lose a significant amount of weight) sharing a "5-day menu", in which grilled lean protein and steamed veggies abound. From your experience -- are these menus REALLY what the celebrities are eating, or is some of it concocted by the magazine?

Magazine "celebrity diets" are almost always totally fake. If a celebrity ever mentioned eating hard boiled eggs and spinach in an interview, a magazine will dub it the" fantastic new spinach and egg diet!" The info is culled from old interviews or just made up!

Let's face it, most celebrities are BORN with great bodies – that’s why they're stars. A bad body can be improved but it will never be great. Stars will credit their trainers if it gets them a discount.

What are some of the craziest/most dangerous diet fads that have hit Hollywood over the past few years?

The diet fad popularized by the Beverly Hills 90210 girls [in the 1990's] was the cigarette diet. They substituted smoking for meals. Diet pills have always been popular. These days, everybody is taking Adderall [a drug used to treat attention deficit hyper disorder] to lose weight.

It seems like male celebrities are getting more pumped, buff, and ripped by the day. Are the studios putting more pressure on these guys to train and eat healthy or is there a little bit of "supplementation" going on?

Male celebs DO have to get pumped up to unnatural proportions quickly and I'm sure they all use supplements of some kind.

Celebrities often look their best in print ads, magazine covers, and photoshoots for feature articles. Upon seeing these images, many people strive for those bodies, thinking they are realistically achievable. What are some tricks of the trade used in these situations to make celeb bodies look as perfect as possible?

A good photographer can make just about anyone look fabulous. Look at Mariah Carey's body on magazine covers. All flaws and errant flesh are gone. Beautiful lighting helps, but ultimately retouching is the frosting on the cake.

Let's end on a positive note. Which celebrities truly live healthy lifestyles?

I think Jennifer Garner is naturally healthy. Madonna takes excellent care of herself. Generally, actors will train and discipline themselves while preparing for a role and then go back to their old habits afterward.

Many thanks to Janet Charlton for sharing some insider information with us. Click here to visit her website for a daily dose of Hollywood dish.
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You Ask, I Answer: Orzo

Is orzo a whole grain?

-- Cara Montello
(City withheld), NV


If you lived in Italy and asked me this question, I would answer "yes," since "orzo" is the Italian term for barley.

What is known as orzo in the United States, though, is basically pasta made from refined flour. For all intents and purposes, it is like eating standard spaghetti noodles.

As the accompanying picture shows, orzo pasta looks like large grains of barley, hence the name.
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You Ask, I Answer: Casein

What is casein, and how does it relate to nutrition?

The reason why I ask is because here in Argentina, a popular brand of milk called La Serenisima has released a new milk with extra calcium and extra casein.

What do you think?


-- Maria (last name withheld)

Buenos Aires, Argentina


Casein is the main protein in milk (80% of protein in the dairy beverage is in the form of casein; the remaining 20% consists of whey.)

The only way it relates to nutrition is that, just like all other animal proteins -- and soy -- it is complete, meaning it provides all eight essential amino acids.

Although casein is highly bioavailable (the technical term for "the body wastes very little of it,") it is beaten out by egg albumin and whey protein.

I am not sure why a company would look to create "high casein" milk, particularly since casein is by no means an essential nutrient.

It is perfectly plausible to meet all your protein and nutrient needs without ever ingesting any casein.

Perhaps "extra casein" is their snazzy terminology for "extra protein," which I still do not see the necessity for.

Milk is already a good source of protein (9 grams per 8 ounce/236 milliliter glass), and as far as I know, protein deficiency is not a health issue in Buenos Aires.

My thoughts? This is simply an inventive marketing strategy to boost milk sales.

While we're on the topic of casein, allow me to say a few more things.

Although a small percentage of the population (roughly 2 - 3 percent) is allergic to casein, that is very different from being lactose intolerant.

A casein allergy is an altered immunological response to a specific protein, whereas lactose intolerance has to do with the body's inability to break down lactose, the naturally occurring sugar in milk and other dairy products.

That said, keep in mind that casein is in a lot of non-dairy processed foods (and many cosmetic products) since it is a rather inexpensive binding agent. This is why people with casein allergis need to read food labels VERY carefully.
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You Ask, I Answer: Exercise, Whey Protein

I am a “semi” vegan (I eat eggs and fish, I know there is an official term for that, but I can’t remember it!)

I avoid processed food [and] exercise in the morning approximately 6 days a week, walking briskly for an hour. I [recently] added cycling 3 times a week (approximately 20 miles.)

With the additional exercise I was feeling a little sluggish and headachy in the afternoon.

I felt like I needed more protein in my diet, so I bought, and have been using, whey protein in a soy milkshake for breakfast.

Am I falling back into the trap of “Franken foods” by using whey protein?

-- Barbara (last name withheld)
Carmel, IN

As far as technicalities go, your diet (lacto-ovo vegetarian who also eats fish) qualifies as pescatarian.

You will find, though, that it's often easier to describe yourself as "vegetarian", since "pescatarian" is often met with puzzled looks.

The symptoms you are experiencing are completely unrelated to low protein intake.

I don’t know your specific medical history, but assuming you are a “normal”, healthy adult, I am leaning towards one of the following: low caloric intake, low carbohydrate intake (headaches are often a symptom of not consuming enough carbohydrates), or dehydration.

Remember that protein needs are not as high as advertisers want us to believe.

To determine how much YOU need, take your weight in pounds and divide it by 2.2.

Then, multiply THAT number by 0.8.

Whatever number you get as a result of that calculation is the minimum amount of protein you should be getting on a daily basis. You can get up to 200 or 250% of that number with no problems.

Protein deficiency in the United States -- and other developed nations -- is extremely, extremely rare.

I am suspecting you need to increase your carbohydrate intake, particularly after exercising.

Your glycogen stores need to be replaced, and a snack combining complex carbohydrates and some protein is the best way to achieve that.

Something as simple as a toasted slice of whole grain bread with peanut butter or a piece of fruit accompanied by a glass of dairy or soy milk should do the trick.

I don't consider whey protein in itself to be a "Franken" food, but many of the ready-to-consume shakes and bars can be heavily processed.

I just don't think extra amounts of protein will provide much relief.

NOTE: If your symptoms persist, please consult your physician. This answer should not be seen as a diagnosis.
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In The News: Adolescent Nutrition (And Small Bites!)

Last week, Terri Coles of Reuters.com contacted me to see if we could briefly chat about the nutrition status of teenage girls in the United States.

This has gained status as a "hot topic" due to a new government program called Bodyworks, which sets to teach healthy eating behaviors to female adolescents across the country.

Read her excellent article (published today) summarizing the issues, and our conversation, right here.
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